This is my temporary site

The only reason you could possibly be reading this, is because you Googled me, or I might have been that weird guy at a party that told everyone I had a website (even though the real one isn't finished yet). If that last bit is the case I apologise for any inconvenience and/or embarrassment caused, and insist that you owe me a shooter.

Either way, the real thing will be up soon. In the meantime, stalk me on Facebook Twitter or my current blog.

Yet another sordid piece of emptiness I need to fill with words.

Usually I don't have a problem with that, except that, as mentioned, this is a temporary site. So I won't fill every freaking space up with words... Or will I?

This is a blank space where the creators of this stupid little web-template want me to write stuff. 

Well screw them, they can't tell me what to do.
Ummm, or did they?

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